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It’s a myth that men don’t have their own version of PMT, of course they do - every woman knows this. It’s a very simple experiment to conduct, all you’ve got to do is be with a man, wait until he starts doing something and then go up and talk to him. 

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LOOK AT YOU. Walking on the floor. Breathing the air, LIKE IT’S YOURS. Every time I try to do something, you carbonise and then SHIT ON MY DREAMS.